happiest:

you’re cute what is your face html 

(via this-ismyneverland)

224,723 notes

im-toogay:

If you can’t hand your gf your phone at any given time to go through you aren’t doin shit right

Or boyfriend

(via this-ismyneverland)

117 notes

encourage:

Can I cntrl alt delete my fat?

(Source: encourage, via this-ismyneverland)

31,152 notes
cryoganix:

xlb42:

xlb42:

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

I call bullshit

fuck me it actually worked
I’ve never gotten one of these to work before

came for the blogs, stayed for the skeletons

cryoganix:

xlb42:

xlb42:

docile-potato:

Everyone who reblogs this will get a skeleton joke in their inbox

I call bullshit

fuck me it actually worked

I’ve never gotten one of these to work before

came for the blogs, stayed for the skeletons

(via brassardd)

pseudowolf:

when your friend asks you about your favorite charactersimage

(via hanamiyaslips)

3,287 notes

vexingholmes:

occupation: inappropriate friend who makes sexual jokes despite being a fucking virgin

(Source: spookyghastly, via kobayashimarooned)

114,553 notes
youre-hardtohold:


bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

youre-hardtohold:

bipolarkirkland:

no hemo

that was the best joke i’ve heard all month

(Source: jazminekhan, via kobayashimarooned)

aquarlus:

“hey do you want the rest of my-“

image

(Source: yungaquarius, via disowns)

493,794 notes