iwantyouheadless:

demented-zone:

IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A SNAKE YAWNING TODAY HERE, HERE IT IS YOUR YAWNING SNAKE FOR TODAY. LOOK. LOOK AT IT!

such a cute little baby.

iwantyouheadless:

demented-zone:

IN CASE YOU HAVEN’T SEEN A SNAKE YAWNING TODAY HERE, HERE IT IS YOUR YAWNING SNAKE FOR TODAY. LOOK. LOOK AT IT!

such a cute little baby.

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0ptimummm:

Today this girl in class looked different because she had straightened her hair and I told her it was so pretty and straight and she goes “unlike me”. So me thinking that she has bad self esteem, I say “don’t say that. You’re pretty.” To which she replies “oh no, im pretty. I’m just not straight.” And I shit you not my stomach still hurts from laughing too hard.

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bestsnogever:

bestsnogever:

i love how skirts and dresses allow easy access

to the toilet am i right ladies

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  • me to a white person: what's your ethnicity
  • white person: i'm 1/4 vanilla bean, 2 cups of skim milk, 3 tablespoons of tapioca, 1 teaspoon of corn starch etc
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viva-la-heichou:

hannahissoweird:

koujakus-boyfriend:

sossidge:

me 11:59 September 30th

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me 12:00 October 1st

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it’s not even october and 90% of tumblr is like the second gif

I’ve never seen tumblr on Halloween or Christmas… Is it bad?

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drunkdilf:

kinda wanna go on a date, kinda wanna get hit by a truck too 

(Source: cyberho, via sparklingchapel)

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boomsticks-and-firewater:

puellamagidolaon:

lovrdlogic:

When you crack your knuckles you hurt the skeleton inside you

Good, the skeleton needs to know that I am the alpha and I am in control.

Break your own bones to establish dominance over skeleton.

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rorby:

megatronass:

i’ve never met optimus prime but i trust him

i’ve never met Starscream, but i don’t trust him

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